Monday, July 2, 2007

the pickle stealer

Based on circumstantial evidence presented in tonight's story, Spencer's "The Pickle Stealer", the dog was sentenced to three years hard time in the Columbia Correctional Institution in Portage, Wisconsin. Fortunately, the prison transport bus overturned on an icy road, allowing him to escape and, eventually, track down the real culprit behind the pickle larceny, Ryan. Before Ryan was carted away, post-arraignment, he was heard to shout "I'll pickle steal you Hell!" Authorities are still unclear as to the meaning of the threat, but remain vigilant.

1 comment:

Missy said...

Spencer is a wise man. I will never turn my head.