the dog vanilla

Today's story, "The Dog Vanilla", by Erin, is the Stairway to Heaven of the dog-pickle-t-shirt series. It's a perfectly charming story, if read in a conventional manner, but holding it up to a mirror reveals profane backward writing that exalts "The Father of Lies" and his "obsidian works". Bill Cosby, I'll never doubt you again. Kids really do say the darndest things.