I'm sorry I ate a whole bag of you last night. You just looked so good, I couldn't resist. I was only going to eat one of you, maybe two; a couple of orange and black ones. But things got out of hand. The next thing I knew, I was eating pink ones of you, and purple ones of you, red ones...my god, I ate the white ones. I don't even know what flavor of you that is, but I didn't care. Once I got a taste, I lost all control. All that mattered was my own gratification. I was a pig, and it has cost me the only candy I've ever loved.
Farewell, my sweet.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
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2 comments:
I am holding a candlelight vigil in your jellybeans' honor...
white jellybeans? who eats those? you've gone too far this time!
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