a very special blog post

In a competition that separated the men from the boys, and the people who can email from those who either can't, were freaked out by sending a complete stranger their address, thought the prize was crappy, or were completely apathetic over the whole shebang, Colleen of San Diego, California, using her formidable typing skills, has become the winner of The Great Shrinky-Dink Giveaway! To celebrate this momentous occasion, I sat at my computer and typed what you're reading while eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Huzzah!

Congratulations, Colleen! Thank you for bringing an end to this clearly premature attempt at a contest.