a very special blog post: the reckoning

While I was on vacation (by the way, I was on vacation), Nicole, from an undisclosed region of Canada, and Kyle, a local boy from Wisconsin, mixed it up over The Great Shroogly-Dunk Giveaway. As y'all are no doubt aware, the friction created by their competing entries, sent to my inbox at the exact same instant, tore a hole in the fabric of reality at approximately 12:32 PM on May 18, 2007, the fallout from which is still being assessed. So far, we know that in the Alterverse, the South won the Civil War, faucets pour Ecto-Cooler instead of water, and Shrinky-Dinks are now called Shroogly-Dunks.

In doing my part to prevent further damage to the timestream, and put an end to this here destructive conflict, I'm fixing to award Shroogly-Dunks to both parties. Well played, Nicole and Kyle. Or, as we say in the North...well played.